Wearing one fraternity’s shirt while painting another’s cooler. TSM.

Planning your period around your social life. TSM.

“You know you’re crazy, right?” TSM.

Having a slampiece, not being one. TSM.

Planning out who you’ll go to a fraternity formal with before you even think about who you’ll bring to your own. TSM.

Mixed signals call for mixed drinks. TSM.

Bidding a girl in a fraternity bathroom. TSM.

“I haven’t blacked out like that since bid day.” TSM.

We’re the kind of crazy people wish they could be. TSM.

Getting a power-point from his best friend as you leave the frat house the morning after. TSM.