Matching with an entire fraternity on Tinder. TSM.

The chapter calling you “Madame President” during your term. TSM.

Using Tinder only for the ego boost. TSM.

Choosing to swallow, just to avoid a mess. TSM.

The struggle you feel when a TSM post pertains to you perfectly, but you can’t share it without being called to standards. TSM.

Sending an “Are you alive?” text in lieu of a “Good morning” text. TSM.

Bonding more in a fraternity bathroom than at a sisterhood retreat. TSM.

Let’s be honest. These letters do make me a little bit better than you. TSM.

Consistently hooking up with the same guy, because you’ve already made that mistake once. TSM.