Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world. Give a girl a bid, and she wont have to do it alone. TSM.

In Girl World, Recruitment is the one week a year when you can act like a total bitch and no other girls can say anything about it. TSM.

Turning a guy who “doesn’t do relationships” into one who does. TSM.

Picking out your future little before recruitment even begins. TSM.

Last night was slutty, humiliating, and possibly illegal. Overall, I’d say it was a success. TSM.

Mastering the art of not giving a fuck. TSM.

I mean, I like the girl, but I wouldn’t want her wearing my letters. TSM.

I’m not that girl, I’m THE girl. TSM.

Making sure your letters are visible when a tour group passes you on campus. TSM.