Do I want to dress like Serena or Blair today? TSM.

Lavaliere me so I know it’s real. TSM.

“And your sisters get you home when you’re drunk off your ass.” -Luke Bryan. TSM.

Sisterhood of the traveling fake ID. TSM.

Spending more time getting ready for the first night of recruitment than you do for a first date. TSM.

“I don’t want to hook up with him, but I still want him to want to hook up with me.” TSM.

Settling down with a boyfriend so your little won’t have daddy issues. TSM.

You can never have too many quarter zips. TSM.

My favorite season is recruitment season. TSM.

I like my men how I like my yogurt: low fat and Greek. TSM.