Being asked when you’re going out, not if your going out. TSM.

“I want to be mad at you, but you are literally too cute for me to function.” TSM.

Love the t-shirt, hate the sorority. TSM.

If a guy meets my standards, he’s either a true gentleman or a good liar. TSM.

“You need to control your date.” TSM.

We don’t throw up, we throw down. TSM.

Attending every single event your final semester because it’s the last chance you have to go. TSM.

“Lilly was a rule breaker. We love that.” TSM.

His fraternity brothers collectively agreeing that you’re the favorite among all of the girlfriends. TSM.