I put the fun in dysfunctional. TSM.

Breaking up with him and still becoming his fraternity’s sweetheart. TSM.

“Can you get our shoes in the picture?” TSM.

Twerking it. NS. Working it. TSM.

Dirty great grandlittling. TSM.

Being called princess as an insult, and taking it as a compliment. TSM.

Having a momentary feeling of despair after the initial excitement of the new babies, when you realize that you’re kind of old news now. TSM.

Who needs one boy when you have one hundred sisters? TSM.

Not having enough room in your closet to fit your clothes or shoes but still insisting you have nothing to wear. TSM.