If you’re excited to graduate, then you’re doing college wrong. TSM.

Passing notes during chapter meeting. TSM.

Viewing Valentine’s Day as a drinking holiday. TSM.

Explaining to freshmen the tragic consequences of revealing a lip sync theme to another chapter. TSM.

Learning his moves from the Total Frat Move book. TSM.

Loving your big and your little equally, but differently. TSM.

If my planner isn’t organized then neither am I. TSM.

THERE’S NO CRYING IN RECRUITMENT!!! TSM.

The “You’re coming back for recruitment, right?” texts and posts you get as a first year alum. TSM.