Sending your sisters “Miss youuuuuu” snapchats with the cutest not cute face any time you leave campus for a weekend. TSM.

Sweetie, just because you were recently initiated doesn’t mean you’ve earned speaking privileges at chapter. TSM.

Knowing it’s for real when your boyfriend lets you participate in hazing. TSM.

You mess with the little, you get the big. TSM.

Getting extra attention on campus when you’re wearing your letters. TSM.

Only the most important people having emojis next to their names in your phone. TSM.

The flood of “Best Big EVER” statuses after big/little revelation. TSM.

Having more power over a fraternity than its pledges do. TSM.

A guy’s fraternity’s ranking affecting his level of attractiveness. TSM.

Leaving 10 minutes earlier than necessary because you have to factor in stopping to talk people on campus. TSM.