I feel prettiest in my letters. TSM.

We were never GDIs, we were always PNMs. TSM.

Finding a guy ten times more attractive when he is wearing the top tier fraternity’s letters. TSM.

Please me, excite me, lavalier me. TSM.

I’m sorry, did my opinion offend you? You should hear the ones I keep to myself. TSM.

“You told my big?!” being the college equivalent of “You told my mom?!” TSM.

We’re not snobs, we’re just better than you. TSM.

Being the girl the fraternities love and standards hates. TSM.

Having the best signature philanthropy event on campus. TSM.

I don’t have a drinking problem, I only drink when I socialize. I have a socializing problem. TSM.