You know you’ve won when your ex leaves his own fraternity’s party when you walk in. TSM.

Watching your little fall in love with your sorority making you fall in love with it all over again. TSM.

“This is why you are my little.” TSM.

Bro code. TFM. Bow code. TSM.

Now accepting applications for a formal date. TSM.

Boys suck. Vodka doesn’t. TSM.

“Oh, don’t be silly! Everyone wants this. Everyone wants to be us.” –The Devil Wears Prada. TSM.

“How many bags is it acceptable to pack for spring break?” TSM.

Early onset senior-bitch-itis. TSM.