Matching with the admissions representative on Tinder the night before your medical school interview. TSM.

“She wants to rush. She just doesn’t know it yet.” TSM.

Ditching him for another guy who’s just as hot, but less work. TSM.

Having post-spring break withdrawals. TSM.

“But I look so cute! I’ll just wait until standards tells me to take it down.” TSM.

The more haters I have, the more I know people want to be me. TSM.

Making him sand his own cooler, so you won’t ruin your news nails. TSM.

“Oh, don’t be silly! Everyone wants this. Everyone wants to be us.” –The Devil Wears Prada. TSM.

Judging the girls who post about getting spring break ready just last month, because you’ve been spring break ready since September. TSM.

I’d hate me too if I was in your last year’s Walmart UGG knockoffs. TSM.