Spraying homework with Febreeze to cover up the smell of spilt wine. TSM.

Deleting drunk texts so sober you doesn’t have to relive the shame. TSM.

Casually drinking all his wine. TSM.

She’s not a nice person. Like she’s the type of person who would send her own little to standards. TSM.

Matching your nail polish to your wine of choice. TSM.

I’ve been hungover for 100% of my chapter meetings. TSTC.

I don’t always study, but when I do, I have five different colored pens and a glass of Moscato. TSM.

Walking into the risk management workshop like “hello! The risk is here!” TSM.