Chasing with a blow job with a Diet Coke. TSM.

Being more worried about chipping your cooler than your manicure. TSM.

Referring to your big as if she’s a survival guide…because she kind of is. TSM.

Getting just as many shout-outs as he does at his senior ritual banquet. TSM.

You can tell a lot about a girl by her big. TSM.

The cashier at the craft store assuming you’re in a sorority by the sheer number of crafts you have. TSM.

Calling Tinder a “mutual friend” when someone asks how you met. TSM.

Being both the best and worst role model for your littles. TSM.

The journey from “wild freshman” to “scary senior.” TSM.