Frat Daddy Issues. TSM.

Everyone calling you by the name of your alter ego when you get drunk. TSM.

Thanking the high heavens his pledges weren’t initiated before the first snowfall, because you were not about to shovel yourself. TSM.

Kill them with craftiness. TSM.

Trying to figure out what you and your little were called to standards for, then realizing only one of you was caught for each indiscretion. TSM.

Owning the cutest ugly sweater for Christmas. TSM.

Having a cuter “how we met” story with your big than you do with your boyfriend. TSM.

Is Fireball a carb? TSM.

“A Whole New World” playing in your head the first time you go to Hobby Lobby. TSM.

I mean, he was “dance floor makeout” cute, but not “go home together” cute. TSM.