“No, you didn’t sleep with him if you didn’t get a t-shirt.” TSM.

I don’t “overpack.” I’m just prepared for anything, including any and all theme parties. TSM.

*Replaces feelings with new clothes.* TSM.

“I have more money on my Starbucks card than I do in my savings account.” TSM.

Been there, done that, got the shack shirt. TSM.

Buying three dresses for a formal you haven’t even been asked to yet. TSM.

Graduation party? More like a funeral for the best years of my life. TSM.

Skipping class to rhinestone your water jug. TSM.

When your good morning text is always from Standards asking you to take down your Snapchat story. TSTC.

Showing the cops your birthday Insta when they don’t believe you’re 21. TSM.