Hearing the words “free alcohol” is all you need to accept an invitation to ANY social function. TSM.

“Soooo…are we drinking?” TSM.

Spending more time on hair and makeup for pref night than formal. TSM.

Better safe than standards. TSM.

Showing up to an alcohol awareness event hungover AF. TSM.

Wine is a grocery. Not a luxury. TSM.

When your heart is colder than your drink. TSM.

Bringing more bathing suits than actual days you’re on vacation. TSM.

Demanding that he make you a cooler for your formal because ~*eQuAliTy*~ TSM.