I look up to myself. TSM.

Every girl wants to hear those five little words: “You can keep the shirt.” TSM.

Pre-planning your hookups for the next three weekends. TSM.

Using chapter meeting to talk about the weekend’s festivities. TSM.

He passive-aggressively liked my Facebook photo so I aggressive-aggressively bitched him out. TSM.

Making him talk to God more than his priest ever did. TSM.