Cremated ashes are almost entirely bone. The flesh and organs all get vaporized. Getting fat will not do anything to increase the mass of your cremated remains.
By “city college” do you mean a 4-year university that happens to be located in a major city, or literally a “city college” (i.e. community/junior college)? Most of the things on this list would likely apply to both.
I love it when a pampered celebrity who is worth $350 million and is married to a guy who’s worth $500 million tells me how privileged I am for having a penis. Thank you Beyoncé, for opening my eyes to how much easier my life is than yours.
That moment of disappointment back in your room when she takes off her push-up bra and the D’s you’ve been staring at all night suddenly become B’s. RFM.
I’ve literally never heard one of my friends mention a slam’s thigh gap or lack thereof in a conversation about her attractiveness. This is one of those things that women think men care about but we really couldn’t care less. If you’re facing us, we’re looking at your tits. If you’re facing away from us, we’re looking at your ass. Everything else on your body is somewhat peripheral. We’re simple creatures, ladies.
“…..I’m pretty sure the author of this article is still in middle school….”
Yep, lots of middle-aged women with PhDs in psychology are leaving their tenured university professorships in order to re-enroll in the 5th grade. It’s the new mid-life crisis.
According to the figures in the article, global wine consumption grew by about 12% between 1996 and 2012, which is about half the growth in the world population over that time (23%). People are actually drinking less wine, there’s just more people now.
You’re very pretty.
As the great Ludacris once said: “Can’t turn a ho into a housewife, ho’s don’t act right.”
“college students would purchase the condoms in bulk and sell them on campus”
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Cremated ashes are almost entirely bone. The flesh and organs all get vaporized. Getting fat will not do anything to increase the mass of your cremated remains.
It’s so adorable when girls try to convince themselves they don’t need a boyfriend.
By “city college” do you mean a 4-year university that happens to be located in a major city, or literally a “city college” (i.e. community/junior college)? Most of the things on this list would likely apply to both.
Does this mean that the handful of entertaining TSM ladies on the forums will abandon us for this god-forsaken place?
I love it when a pampered celebrity who is worth $350 million and is married to a guy who’s worth $500 million tells me how privileged I am for having a penis. Thank you Beyoncé, for opening my eyes to how much easier my life is than yours.
There’s only one reason a girl would want a guy with two dicks.
Seems like HotPiece just inadvertantly revealed her DP fetish….
Seriously. You can’t write a column like this and not include a pic of her. Pics or GTFO.
Princess? I’m sorry, I thought this was America.
Big fan if this guy’s work. His annual pop chart mashups are no-baronets for the party playlist but he makes some other stuff that is really good too.
That moment of disappointment back in your room when she takes off her push-up bra and the D’s you’ve been staring at all night suddenly become B’s. RFM.
Out of Oprah’s 10 “Favorite Things”, three are food and one is a muu muu. Shocker.
^ Between that and listing her sorority in her username, it took about 15 seconds to find all of her social media pages.
I’ve literally never heard one of my friends mention a slam’s thigh gap or lack thereof in a conversation about her attractiveness. This is one of those things that women think men care about but we really couldn’t care less. If you’re facing us, we’re looking at your tits. If you’re facing away from us, we’re looking at your ass. Everything else on your body is somewhat peripheral. We’re simple creatures, ladies.
It’s cute that women think they can make this a “thing”.
“…..I’m pretty sure the author of this article is still in middle school….”
Yep, lots of middle-aged women with PhDs in psychology are leaving their tenured university professorships in order to re-enroll in the 5th grade. It’s the new mid-life crisis.
According to the figures in the article, global wine consumption grew by about 12% between 1996 and 2012, which is about half the growth in the world population over that time (23%). People are actually drinking less wine, there’s just more people now.
^ Assholes finish first, and you know it. Just the way of the world.