You think Winston Churchill came home after a day of the blitz, crying into his wife’s arms like a little bitch? No, he had a glass of scotch, called his generals and discussed where to place the AA batteries the next day.
You think Julius Caesar went home to his wife, whining about how the senate didn’t complimennt his tunic that day? No, he fucked the shit out of her, sipped on some wine, and then figured out which barbarian kingdom he was going to conquer next.
Stop worrying about your goddamn feelings and start doing shit that has a material impact on things.
Guys do not pledge in the fall at UVA, they pledge in the spring you idiot. Erdley (as a geed outsider to this school) was unaware of that which is why she included pledges in this made up story.
“Don’t you want to be a brother?” “We all had to do it, so you do, too.”
Knew the story was bullshit right here. UVA doesn’t have fall pledging, and this party supposedly took place in Fall 2012.
It’s always the details that end up getting you caught in a lie. In her zeal to make up a story to promote the “frats gang rape girls” meme, Sabrina Erdley neglected to research the particulars of greek life at UVA (most geeds assume rush happens in the fall at every school). She was lazy and didn’t cover her tracks, now she’s busted, and her career is over.
I understand wanting to look cool in front of the boys, but I assure you that TSM is not, in fact, a “stupid place.”From Rush to Rehab said:
Relax, Catie. We’re just using this place as a processing station for the emigrants to Newreaux. Think of the TSM Forums as the Ellis Island to Newreaux’s America. We’ll be out of your hair in no time and you can go back to deleting spam posts for acne cream or whatever.
I hope Allen knows how to find us over hereMr_Worthington said:
Im so happy I found you guys 🙂 , I have been crying all day 🙁Allen_TFM said:
You can’t make Allen cry and get away with it. That’s just fucked up.Dthesmith said:
Seriously. Isn’t an attack on Allen really an attack on America? Well sirs, you can do what you want to us, but we’re not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America.
This is why men run the world.
You think Winston Churchill came home after a day of the blitz, crying into his wife’s arms like a little bitch? No, he had a glass of scotch, called his generals and discussed where to place the AA batteries the next day.
You think Julius Caesar went home to his wife, whining about how the senate didn’t complimennt his tunic that day? No, he fucked the shit out of her, sipped on some wine, and then figured out which barbarian kingdom he was going to conquer next.
Stop worrying about your goddamn feelings and start doing shit that has a material impact on things.
Stage 6: Texting another girl
Stage 7: Going over to other girl’s place
Stage 8: Having sex with other girl
Pretty sure the first one disapproves of the last one.
What actually goes on in our brains is not suitable for a Disney movie.
You have horrendous taste in music.
Die in a fire.
Guys do not pledge in the fall at UVA, they pledge in the spring you idiot. Erdley (as a geed outsider to this school) was unaware of that which is why she included pledges in this made up story.
Oh, sure. When an alarm clock does it it’s fine. But when I do it its all “how did you get in my house” this, and “I’m calling the cops” that.
“Don’t you want to be a brother?” “We all had to do it, so you do, too.”
Knew the story was bullshit right here. UVA doesn’t have fall pledging, and this party supposedly took place in Fall 2012.
It’s always the details that end up getting you caught in a lie. In her zeal to make up a story to promote the “frats gang rape girls” meme, Sabrina Erdley neglected to research the particulars of greek life at UVA (most geeds assume rush happens in the fall at every school). She was lazy and didn’t cover her tracks, now she’s busted, and her career is over.
#ButtStuff
“I got one and it changed my life.”
Yeah, I bet it did.
The best way to combat this is to have everyone just max out the answers to every single question. Give them absolutely worthless data.
This is hilarious considering the name of the high school where this woman works.
I too find it really sweet and endearing when someone else pays for my shit.
Eww.
Yeah, not gonna happen.
Relax, Catie. We’re just using this place as a processing station for the emigrants to Newreaux. Think of the TSM Forums as the Ellis Island to Newreaux’s America. We’ll be out of your hair in no time and you can go back to deleting spam posts for acne cream or whatever.
A better one is being started. TechGuy and Bacon overplayed their hand here.
Seriously. Isn’t an attack on Allen really an attack on America? Well sirs, you can do what you want to us, but we’re not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America.