“Do you play any sports?” “Does Greek Week count?” TSM.

“I really need him to text me back just so I can ignore him.” TSM.

Getting drunk for the sole purpose of texting a guy. TSM.

Changing your nails and hairstyle for 2016 so you don’t have to change a damn thing about your personality. TSM.

Cringing as you read your texts from the night before. TSM.

Putting letters on because the pizza delivery guy sounded cute. TSM.

Your outfit is a question. Mine is a statement. TSM.

Our school has a really high number of fuckboys per capita. TSM.

Knowing your Instagram caption for graduation by sophomore year. TSM.