Agreed, spoiledprincess. In fact, I can picture the new comedy column now:
Sure, I get jealous from time to time, but hey, no one is perfect all of the time, amiright chicas? I’m going to work on it in order to become a better person.
“5 Christmas or Hanukkah or Festivus or otherwise non-denominational goods exchanged for the purpose of making others feel good about themselves in a totally secular way Gifts that Say ‘We’re Not Really Friends'” was too long of a title.
The bastard has sort of an Amy Schumer vibe goin’ on.
Think you need to send an FB friend request to the magical Google search machine.
Holy shit. This thread’s more boner-inducing than free Pornhub Premium.
Anything over an inch. TTryHardM.
It’s a satirical comedy site. Not a “How to Frat/Srat” handbook.
It’s a comedy site. Not the Bible.
Agreed, spoiledprincess. In fact, I can picture the new comedy column now:
Sure, I get jealous from time to time, but hey, no one is perfect all of the time, amiright chicas? I’m going to work on it in order to become a better person.
GODDAMN HILARIOUS.
Men shorter than 6’2″ are mere man-boys.
Needing a boy with southern manners, a west coast attitude, and an east coast trust fund. NS.
Needing a boy with a Midwestern nasally accent and lack of gainful employment. SaF.
“5 Christmas or Hanukkah or Festivus or otherwise non-denominational goods exchanged for the purpose of making others feel good about themselves in a totally secular way Gifts that Say ‘We’re Not Really Friends'” was too long of a title.
I’m lanky and hate other people
DEAL WITH IT
Wanting to fuck anything that walks.
TEleanorRooseveltM.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOWtHL6zaIo
well, shit- 5th one rules me out.
#2: We get to wear funny hats on our wee wees.
Chris Farley: dead.
The Farrelly brothers’ careers: dead.
Jenni “JWoww” Farley: Alive, well, and marrying some small-dicked cabana boy.
Life isn’t fair.
(Dorn, you’ll get my royalties check in the mail next Tuesday)