I had a glorious comment about how when you think Tennessee, you think sprawling concrete, 12-ft sewer rats, and walkers of the street named Cinnamon selling amounts of illegal product that rivals the wholesale value of Costco, but alas, the mod gods were not having it.
^ Meh, to an extent. I like girls who like and know about sports, can keep up in beer drinking, who aren’t insecure about their weight even though they’re fit, and who are smart enough to pick up on irony and sarcasm.
Oh, wait- I forgot what site I’m on. The only girls with good personalities are ugly chicks compensating for their hideous fat fucking face and the fact that their fathers didn’t take the time to fist-fuck them daily, thus not giving their anuses the attention they strove for.
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Give me an L!
Give me an A!
Give me a P!
Give me an S!
What does it spell?
blah blah blah, women hate each other
blah blah blah, you’re all on the rag
blah blah blah, guys hate hormonal chicks who make Glenn Close’s character look sane in the 1987 film Fatal Attraction starring Michael Douglas (great movie and a real career maker for Close, who became known for her femme fatale roles)
blah blah blah (insert butt-pee comment here)
Hey, Brother Fratsman: pause at 2:05 at the video. You can totally see us. We’re, like, famous, and junk.
We’ll try not to forget the rest of you.
where at
I had a glorious comment about how when you think Tennessee, you think sprawling concrete, 12-ft sewer rats, and walkers of the street named Cinnamon selling amounts of illegal product that rivals the wholesale value of Costco, but alas, the mod gods were not having it.
Guys only eat it up when they’re TFTC: Too Flaccid To Care.
I’m guessing you’re new here if you think Fratsman and I come from shitty chapters.
I’d light my pipe, bid sorrow avaunt, and blow smoke from my altar of dreams.
You’d think by now someone would get a backup video.
That was awfully nice of you to wish God’s blessings upon her.
Why do you hate America?
Yeah, that’s nice. Now smell her a little.
Whole Foods. FaF.
^ Meh, to an extent. I like girls who like and know about sports, can keep up in beer drinking, who aren’t insecure about their weight even though they’re fit, and who are smart enough to pick up on irony and sarcasm.
Oh, wait- I forgot what site I’m on. The only girls with good personalities are ugly chicks compensating for their hideous fat fucking face and the fact that their fathers didn’t take the time to fist-fuck them daily, thus not giving their anuses the attention they strove for.
Forget I said anything.
The lesson, as always- women are insane.
TFM is a parody website. The views and opinions expressed on TFM do not reflect the views and opinions of the members of the college Greek community or its affiliates.
Give me an L!
Give me an A!
Give me a P!
Give me an S!
What does it spell?
Girls should just do what guys do- question the other person’s sexuality.
Handjobs
Who’s to blame? Your mothers, grandmothers, aunts, sisters, girlfriends, and every other woman who is not my own mother or the Virgin Mary.
blah blah blah, women hate each other
blah blah blah, you’re all on the rag
blah blah blah, guys hate hormonal chicks who make Glenn Close’s character look sane in the 1987 film Fatal Attraction starring Michael Douglas (great movie and a real career maker for Close, who became known for her femme fatale roles)
blah blah blah (insert butt-pee comment here)
^You’re an idiot. Irony:
No, I haven’t. Main reason being is that I have all of my teeth, don’t wear jorts, and have never fucked my cousin.
It’s called Costco and Whole Foods.