My chico I just found you
And this is loco!
So here’s my number
Sorry for trying to get you aborted in Acapulco 🙁
It’s hard to get aroused
When you have ED
So here’s my number
Come back to your Papi!
Es muy mal that Chris Benoit wasn’t tu padre, but no worries. Tu correcto, I should change mi ways. Why don’t tu give me your number, I set you up with guy who make un bueno boyfriendo. You like athletos? He plays futbol! His name is Rae Carruth; you’d get along swimmingly.
^^What’s tu problemo, chica? Yo es no saying you look like a dog, but the NYPD makes you sniff dude’s buttos at the airport to see if theyre smuggling cocainia. No, no, I kid…but el seriously, I loved you in Lassie.
You knew what you were getting into when you postedo this.
Wow, I really want to learn de customos de 4 de July and los Estados Unidos America! Why? Because in my country, we eat dogs, not make them pose for picturos.
No. It’s a flower. Women are fucking insane.
IT’S A FUCKING FLOWER…
Even as a guy, great read.
I’ll let the absence of sexting slide…for now.
“Lancefield serotyping”
Your big words confuse me; STOP SPEAKING FOREIGN
…Your mom’s a fucking arts and crafts teacher. Shut up.
DOOOONNNNTTTTTT CAAAARRRREEEEEE
Front row. Wowsers.
Now THATs a cankle! Where does the calf fat end and the ankle fat begin? Who knows? That’s the fun.
My chico I just found you
And this is loco!
So here’s my number
Sorry for trying to get you aborted in Acapulco 🙁
It’s hard to get aroused
When you have ED
So here’s my number
Come back to your Papi!
^ Why don’t you call me anymore?! Call your padre!
Yo needo my viagra like your mother needed a hole in the head after she gave birth to you…what I’m saying is that I need my ED meds pretty damn bad.
andale andale!
Holy shit, you are one insecure bitchcunt.
Yo guesso what I’m saying is this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_NrL_tzSXg
Es muy mal that Chris Benoit wasn’t tu padre, but no worries. Tu correcto, I should change mi ways. Why don’t tu give me your number, I set you up with guy who make un bueno boyfriendo. You like athletos? He plays futbol! His name is Rae Carruth; you’d get along swimmingly.
^^What’s tu problemo, chica? Yo es no saying you look like a dog, but the NYPD makes you sniff dude’s buttos at the airport to see if theyre smuggling cocainia. No, no, I kid…but el seriously, I loved you in Lassie.
You knew what you were getting into when you postedo this.
Wow, I really want to learn de customos de 4 de July and los Estados Unidos America! Why? Because in my country, we eat dogs, not make them pose for picturos.
Look at thato- she brought el whisky with her, becauso she knows the guys will need a fifth’s worth just to fucko her. Muchas smarto.
Ay dios mio, es like-o Bone Daddy all over again-o.