Being told you’re not a “typical sorority girl” and feeling confused and offended, because you absolutely are. TSM.

“You’re taking me to formal.” TSM.

And now he’s nothing but a shack shirt to me. TSM.

My class was canceled today, because I canceled it. TSM.

Out dressing and out drinking everyone in the room. TSM.

Sending out a booty call in the late afternoon, because day drinking. TSM.