Life, liberty, and the pursuit of alcohol. TSM.

He doesn’t speak sorority. TSM.

Being legitimately scared to watch your Snapchat story the next day. TSM.

Your boyfriend’s formal being more tame than yours. TSM.

Rarely a good influence. Always a good time. TSM.

Being known as the “bad decisions” family. TSM.

My big can do anything yours can do better. TSM.

It’s not hazing if you’re already initiated. TSM.

Having a little, an adopted little, and a god-little. TSM.

Spring break bucket list: survive. TSM.