“Sorry, I’m not dancing. The music doesn’t match my outfit.” TSM.

“Why were we that drunk on a Monday?” TSM.

Getting the entire bar to sing “Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue” to your boyfriend when he gets home from Afghanistan. TSM.

How can you find yourself before you’ve lost yourself? TSM.

Where are my keys? Phone? Dignity? Whatever, best two out of three. TSM.

Using “I’m a legacy” as your excuse for everything, even if it’s not applicable to the situation. TSM.

Going to the gym just to see your weekend hookup in action. TSM.

Guys calling dibs on you three months before formal. TSM.

Having been at the bars hours before they released the school’s decision to cancel classes. TSM.