Loubs are red, Tiffany’s is blue, Starbucks is hot, and so are you. TSM.

She can do her, and you’ll do you, and I’ll do me, and we’ll all live happily ever after. TSM.

Being the senior that they both fear and aspire to be. TSM.

No time for fuckboys. Plenty of time to fuck boys. TSTC.

Your parents being categorically unable to tell your sisters apart. TSTC.

I make shit show look good. TSM.

People being able to figure out which sorority you’re in because “you have a look about you.” TSM.