Vodka might not be the answer, but it’s always worth a shot. TSM.

Using a UTI as an excuse to drink more vodka cranberries. TSM.

Being known for your klepto skills. TSM.

I only break the rules because they’re stupid. TSM.

Doing more cardio at recruitment practice than at a Zumba class. TSM.

We all have three iPhone keyboards: English, Greek, and Emoji. TSM.