The condition of your iPhone being a good indication of how your life is going. TSM.

Changing his name in your phone to “YOU DON’T LIKE HIM.” TSM.

Stealing blankets, t-shirts and hearts. TSM.

When did we take this picture? TSM.

Little boobs. Big heart. TSM.

“Most likely to get away with it.” TSM.

Being known for your klepto skills. TSM.

Being willed a first aid kit and a pregnancy test. TSM.

Emotionally hungover. TSM.

I only break the rules because they’re stupid. TSM.