Trusting your blackout self to do the things your sober self won’t. TSM.

Dramatically breaking up with someone you weren’t even dating. TSM.

Never being sent to standards, because everyone is afraid of you, not because you follow the rules. TSM.

Having more spirit for your sorority than you ever did for your high school. TSTC.

Unfollowing him on social media, then forcing your sisters to let you stalk him from your account. TSM.

T-shirt or it didn’t happen. TSM.

Sisters never let sisters’ selfies go unliked. TSM.

Always matching your bra and underwear, because you never know what’s going to happen. TSM.