I’m fluent in drunk text. TSM.

Height in a Tinder bio is like a GPA on a resume: if it’s not good, don’t put it. TSM.

Tindering while your hookup is in the bathroom. TSM

Waiting for mod podge to dry is the crafting equivalent to waiting for a boy to text you back. TSM.

Stealing t-shirts and WiFi passwords. TSM.

Waking up early and heading straight downstairs to swap stories from last night. TSM.

Knowing you’re over him when you stop checking to see if he watched your Snapchat story. TSM.

I have a good heart, just a dirty mouth. TSTC.

My big is my spirit animal. TSM.

My big tells me I’m pretty. TSM.