Putting “Jack Daniels” as your date’s name on your date party form. TSM.

RIP to all the jewelry I’ve lost or broken while drunk. TSM.

“Can I Insta this?” TSM.

These bros ain’t loyal. TSM.

Having more sorority events than school assignments in your planner. TSTC.

The condition of your iPhone being a good indication of how your life is going. TSM.

Vodka might not be the answer, but it’s always worth a shot. TSM.

Changing his name in your phone to “YOU DON’T LIKE HIM.” TSM.

Smuggling cheap beer in an expensive bag. TSM.

Stealing blankets, t-shirts and hearts. TSM.