Your drunken alter ego becoming your only ego. TSM.

If you liked it then you should have put a monogram on it. TSM.

Shut up and take shots with me. TSM.

“Most likely to get away with it.” TSM.

Hooking up, because your feet hurt, and it’s a further walk to your house than it is to his. TSTC.

“One more shot before we leave.” TSM.

Being more committed to your favorite mascara than you ever have been to a guy. TSM.

Being known for your klepto skills. TSM.