She puts the “hell” in “Panhellenic.” TSM.

My big tells me I’m pretty. TSM.

The booty pic is an art form. Call me Michelangelo. TSM.

“Do I look good enough to intimidate his new girlfriend?” -Thoughts while choosing a profile picture. TSM.

Have you seen me though? TSM.

Averaging a hair flip emoji every six texts. TSM.

If you like it, then you should have put a filter on it. TSM.

It hardly counts as a sorority event if no one cried. TSTC.

Making sure to look your absolute best the day you end it with him, so he’ll always remember exactly what he’s missing. TSM.