I aspire to hold my liquor as well as my big does. TSM.

Wishing Starbucks delivered. TSM.

I’m an undiagnosed binge shopper. TSM.

Making his mom fall for you even faster than he did. TSM.

Dean’s list…again. TSM.

Beelining toward the center of the dance floor when “Timber” comes on. TSM.

Your phone automatically connecting to Nordstrom’s wifi. TSM.

Even when I’m wrong, I’m right. TSM.