The best thing about college is being able to skip class whenever you want. That’s also the worst thing about college. TSM.

Being more prepared for spring break in one month, than you are for the classes you have tomorrow. TSM.

Agreeing with people when they say you look good. TSM.

Never knowing what’s happening in class, but always knowing what’s happening over the weekend. TSM.

You had me at “pre-med.” TSM.

I’m really good at making bad decisions. TSM.

Drunk texting on the Greek keyboard. TSM.