Knowing when your boyfriend’s formal is before he does. TSM.

Stopping at Starbucks on your walk of shame. TSM.

Having two dresser drawers dedicated to sorority shirts. TSM.

Turning your letter shirt inside out for the walk of shame, because you respect your sorority enough not to shame it, but not enough to keep you from doing the shameful thing. TSM.

Instantly finding him more attractive in his letters. TSM.

All I need to get through today is a little tequila and a whole ‘lotta Jesus. TSM.