Just drink until it’s not awkward anymore. TSM.

If he doesn’t call you before sunset, don’t be with him at sunrise. TSM.

Is it wrong that I get really mad when geeds share TSMs on Facebook? TSM.

Knowing the difference between a sorority girl and a girl in a sorority. TSM.

Knowing it’s going to be a good story when it starts off with “So this BITCH…” TSM.

I may not actually know you, but if my big hates you, I hate you. TSM.

Wearing granny panties so you won’t hook up with him. TSM.

Only in a sorority is it acceptable to be 19 with twins. TSM.

If you liked it then you should’ve put a lavalier on it. TSM.

Where the hell do all these bruises come from?! TSM.