My parents aren’t divorced. TSM.

Making your fratdaddy leave the bars early to come over. Then, once he gets there, deciding you “just want to cuddle.” TSM.

My parents never had to tell me to go back upstairs to change into something more classy. TSM.

I knew I would be a sorostitute the moment I got my first easy bake oven. TSM.

Behind every good TFM is a great TSM.

Disney gave me completely realistic expectations of love. TSM.