Same room texting. TSM.

I don’t care what the scale says. I care what the mirror says. TSM.

I take it as a sign from God when there’s only one left in my size. TSM.

There’s three things in life every girl needs: Love to make her weak, Alcohol to make her strong, and Sisters when both things make her hit the floor. TSM.

The 5 necessary F’s in life: Faith, Family, Friends, Fraternities, & Football. TSM.

There is nothing classy about wearing your letters on your ass. TSM.

Hair and boys: two things better teased. TSM.

Kate, just more proof that keeping it classy always wins. TSM.

When life gives you lemons, put them in your sweet tea and thank God you’re a Southern belle. TSM.

There are a lot of things that I would do for my sisters, but being a sober sister at formal is absolutely not one of them. TSM.