When your little puts you down as her emergency contact instead of her real mom. TSM.

Keep your sisters close, and standards closer. TSM.

Why can’t we just use our dues for booze? TSM.

Mastering the skill of getting ready fast, but still presentable enough for letters. TSM.

May your hangovers always be shorter than your standards meeting. TSM.

Inviting a boy over just to get his Netflix password. TSM.

Today’s smokey eye is brought to you by last night’s eyeliner.

“Mom you don’t need grandchildren. You have grandlittles!” TSM.

When getting over your rush crush is harder than getting over a breakup. TSM.

When you have to go to court for your minor in possession at 8:30 and recruitment at 3.TSM.