He saw it. I can delete it off my story now. TSM.

New members? More like new Instagram likes. TSM.

Recruitment hangovers being almost worse than actual hangovers. TSM.

At this point my blood type is pumpkin spice. TSM.

When the Recruitment Chair has to talk about keeping RBF to a minimum. TSM.

Hakuna Moscato. It means no empty glass, for the rest of your days. TSM.

“Are you staying over there?” “Yeah but he doesn’t know that yet.” #TSTC

I don’t have a Tinder to hook up, I have a Tinder because I like attention and knowing guys think I’m hot. TSM.

Watching Legally Blonde and thinking, “Where is Elle Woods’ big?” TSM.

“How’s your boyfriend?”
“Oh. You mean my long-term semi-exclusive only hangout Thursday-Saturday hookup? He’s great!” TSM.