Little boobs. Big heart. TSM.

Being the lightest person and the heaviest drinker in the room. TSM.

Using a UTI as an excuse to drink more vodka cranberries. TSM.

“Most likely to get away with it.” TSM.

Having perfect Snapchat handwriting. TSM.

Emotionally hungover. TSM.

I may be crazy, but you’d still rather be with me than against me. TSM.

Making a shower cocktail, because there’s no time waste, only time to be wasted. TSM.

“Don’t tell anyone” doesn’t apply to my big or little. TSM.