Going on more dates with your big than any member of the male population. TSM.
Going on more dates with your big than any member of the male population. TSM.
Pregaming five hour before the event starts. TSM.
“Do I look good enough to intimidate his new girlfriend?” -Thoughts while choosing a profile picture. TSM.
It doesn’t matter because her Pinterest boards suck anyway. TSM.
It hardly counts as a sorority event if no one cried. TSTC.
Saturday night personality with a Sunday morning heart. TSM.
Glitter in your wine is basically goldschlager, right? TSM.
Sisters never let sisters’ selfies go unliked. TSM.
Always matching your bra and underwear, because you never know what’s going to happen. TSM.
Life’s problems are like bottles of wine. It’s best if you finish what’s open before starting something new. TSM.