Blocking your standards chair. TSM.

Knowing that alumni weekend means a blackout weekend. TSM.

Having access to a fraternity’s top secret Facebook group. TSM.

Is Fireball a carb? TSM.

Bringing alcohol to the library to get through mandatory study hours. TSM.

Forgetting you aren’t actually 21. TSM.

Knowing that if he was a perfect pledge, he’ll be a perfect boyfriend. TSM.