I went from very dark brown to platinum (not quite Khaleesi, but almost there) blonde about a year ago and I feel the exact same way. It’s a lot of maintenance but super fun, and who would honestly complain about the extra attention?
I once blacked in around 5AM as I was smoking with my hookup and his three best friends at his frat, and wondered why I was wearing my winter coat indoors. When I went to take it off, I realized I was wearing nothing underneath said coat. Never found my clothes in the house or at my apartment. We all blacked out that night so it’s a mystery – and now I would like to know why drunk girls feel the need to shed all of their clothes.
Whether or not he gave me an orgasm determines if he deserves it back. (Unless it’s a jacket, has letters on it, or is kind of expensive. I’m not heartless.)
I feel bad for the guys who may have rolled over in bed only to discover one of my uncomfortably pointy earrings. How studs fall out during sex I’m never quite sure, but it never crosses my mind until I’m home.
This sounds like a normal family; I’d be thrilled if this was the most awkward situation that occurred during my holiday season. You don’t know true dysfunctionality until you have a psychotic stepparent.
I went from very dark brown to platinum (not quite Khaleesi, but almost there) blonde about a year ago and I feel the exact same way. It’s a lot of maintenance but super fun, and who would honestly complain about the extra attention?
Team Becca forever. She was way too good for Chris.
I wonder what T-Swift has to say about this…
I once blacked in around 5AM as I was smoking with my hookup and his three best friends at his frat, and wondered why I was wearing my winter coat indoors. When I went to take it off, I realized I was wearing nothing underneath said coat. Never found my clothes in the house or at my apartment. We all blacked out that night so it’s a mystery – and now I would like to know why drunk girls feel the need to shed all of their clothes.
Chill girl, it’s a joke. Mila gifs are my thing.
Ugh. My body is my #1 seduction tool and opportunities to use it in the winter remain scarce. It’s tragic.
^ Honey, that’s because men don’t need to campaign for equality. They already have it.
#5. If you’re taller than 5’10” I’m obligated to consider you.
I’m pretty sure a lot of guys would have loved to take Miguel Cotto’s place.
^I bet you pull 5’s
Whether or not he gave me an orgasm determines if he deserves it back. (Unless it’s a jacket, has letters on it, or is kind of expensive. I’m not heartless.)
Mid Hookup: “Big thighs.” Proceeds to slap one of my thighs.
Needless to say, I left, and he did not get a blowjob.
Well, I feel particularly sane and rational today.
Yes. Dark roast, preferably. You get me.
Separating yourself from the common folk via a million dollar wall. TSTC.
I feel bad for the guys who may have rolled over in bed only to discover one of my uncomfortably pointy earrings. How studs fall out during sex I’m never quite sure, but it never crosses my mind until I’m home.
It was basically an excuse for her to gorge on Starbucks pastries. Gross. Black coffee is the Starbucks diet done right.
“Hey, shit happens, but at the end of the day I’m still hot and rich, so I really don’t give a fuck.”
Words to live by.
This sounds like a normal family; I’d be thrilled if this was the most awkward situation that occurred during my holiday season. You don’t know true dysfunctionality until you have a psychotic stepparent.