Trying on ten different outfits, only to wear the first one you tried on. TSM.

Going to the library for academic reasons, but choosing where to sit for social reasons. TSM.

“He doesn’t look good in photos. Wait, that actually might be a really huge problem.” TSM.

Scheduling your mental breakdown for early morning or late night because mascara is expensive. TSM.

Your selfie getting likes from the fraternities’ official page. TSM.

Wearing a sorority shirt the first day of class to let everyone know who you are. TSM.

We hate him now. TSM.

“If you’re in a sorority, why aren’t you tan?” TSM.