Having a stolen composite from your favorite fraternity hanging next to your own. TSM.

*Buys new planner in hopes of getting life together.* TSM.

Bad dates are just recruitment practice. TSM.

Please Excuse My Drunk Ass Sister. TSM.

“How did you guys meet?”
“Alcohol and the Greek System.” TSM.

Winter, Spring, Summer, Pledge Season. TSM.

You can tell when you joined your sorority by seeing when your Instagram likes doubled. TSM.

“Let’s get so drunk we forget how to speak English.” TSM.