Preparation for formal starting several days before the event. TSM.

Helping a sister script a text a boy instead of studying for midterms. TSM.

My [pledge] mamma don’t like you, and she likes everyone [as long as you’re cute, over 6 ft, and in a good fraternity]. TSM.

Having an entire fraternity whipped. TSM.

Making sure you pack letters for spring break. TSM.

Having the door chant stuck in your head for weeks because it’s just so catchy. TSM.

Reaching into your bag for a pen and accidentally grabbing a lipstick. TSM.

Knowing where the best lighting is in all your favorite fraternity houses. TSM.

“Wait, what frat is he in?” TSM.