Richie Rich being your childhood crush. TSM.

Judging your semester by the number of single earrings you’re left with by the end of it. TSM.

I don’t have a drinking problem. I have a drinking solution. TSM.

Martha May Whovier. TSM.

Feeling naked without your letters. TSM.

My future husband better be studying so hard for finals right now. TSM.

Being the best dressed sorority, because you have the best t-shirt chair. TSM.

Memorizing your credit card number before your SSN. TSM.

Knowing more about US history from reading all the American Girl doll books than from your history lecture. TSM.